She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
