Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
They have beer where we have blood.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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