girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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