i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
That's when you crack a 10am beer
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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