Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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