if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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