How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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