I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
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