i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
