I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I need a burrito and a hug.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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