SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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