Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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