Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You can't just leave with hair like that
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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