OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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