Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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