think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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