This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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