I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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