those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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