Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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