apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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