Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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