Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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