Your tits are I can't wait for
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Is it penis luge time yet?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
