Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We were destined to go to rehab together
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm sobbing to NWA
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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