Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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