? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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