she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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