Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You pole danced in your parka.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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