He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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