No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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