Kiss
Puke
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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