Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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