thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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