who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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