Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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