"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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