I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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