matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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