Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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