Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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