He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
and she was petting her beer can
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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