i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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