K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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