No awkward lesbian experiences without me
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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