My brain says no but my pants say off.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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