like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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