But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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