dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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