Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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