why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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