so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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