When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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