dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's blow job season.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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