Just fell off a train. Bad.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize