This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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