you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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